Monday 28 May 2007

Who the fuck are these douchebags?

"Look at me.... I'm a giant cock!"

I fucking hate stock photographs. One thing guaranteed to make me close your website down and to then go to a competitor, even if they have higher prices, are stock photographs... especially when the models look like these fuck nuggets...

How do these people live with themselves... I mean, photos like this are like a permanent bad hair cut cast into cyberspace for everyone to see... take the guy on the left for example. This is what will happen when his friends see it.

"Isn't that Peter..??"
"Yeah... what the fuck is he doing?!"
"I don't actually know... it looks like he's sucking off a dog, or perhaps even a horse... its definitely a large mammal of some description..."
"Did you know he did animal porn?"
"No.."
"I bet you did... "
"...I didn't... honest.."
"Lets avoid him in any case.. what a fucking freak.."

Seriously... have some self respect... stock models unite and just say no to stupid fucking poses!

1 comment:

Shaun said...

Which company is this from?