Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts

Wednesday, 3 January 2007

Why England didnt win the World Cup in a nut shell

I'm going to start the year as I mean to go on... COMPLAINING!

Its Wednesday night and Celebrity Big Brother has begun and already got my back up. Some Footballers WAG is on the show and shes a f*cking dick.. in fact I have more brains in my own than she does or ever will. For those of you who are wondering WAG is Wives and Girlfriends (replace W with SL and youll paint the right picture).

In any case, it brought back memories of the World Cup and Englands "shocking" ejection from it. The British media put most of the blame on the WAGS... aparently they were partying until 2am every night, shopping, and again, the media speculative was they were shagging out our "Stars" too. You see these are things you only find out watching good old British TV... God Bless the TV licence...

I just want to clear this up once and for all... we went out because we are shit. Always have been, always will be and the Boomtown mentality of the Neanderthal British public is amazing. Accept the fact that a) Footballers are overpaid monkeys b) England are shit and c) If you blamed the WAGs for our early ejection, you're a friggin' moron.

I don't really like Football at the best of times, but I do like the World Cup.. and yes, I was pretty disappointed when we went out on penalties again, but come on... just accept that we went out, we werent as good as the other teams and that its only a game. Don't try and blame it on a bunch of slappers that only know how to shop!

Phew... thats one rant over with... not my first of the year, but its the first on my blog. Stupid TV made me put my PC on too...

Oh... and I hate Big Brother too - how long is this shit on for?!

Friday, 27 October 2006

Beyond the Last Straw

In an amazing continuation of the turd ideas that come out of the head of those in "charge" of this hole, we were all blown away by the audacity of this woman! Its truely unbelievable!

We hadnt been formally told about the events on Halloween until this Wednesday... quite amazing seen as though the children knew, the parents knew and there was even a poster put up in the foyer advertising it. In any case they dropped the amazing "sleepover" idea in favour of a big party in GS Square on the top floor. Its a big events area, and is probably likely to net this woman some extra advertising and maybe some new kids but who knows. If anything it will show the parents the lengths the school is going for the kids, which in turn will be good word of mouth to their friends.

Good idea you might think, and I somewhat agree, but the best part is yet to come.... ;)

Given that the thing goes on until after teaching hours we were a little pissed. We even had to order costumes for it and weve all been allocated roles to do. Im in charge of an Arts and Crafts event, Michaels doing "Balls Eyes", which we can only assume is a piece of Engrish for Bullseye and Hayley and Richard have something to do with fish and cotton candy.

So we ordered costumes.. Mike and I are gothing it up, which should be pretty funny, but in the meeting we flick through to find a piece of paper with costs on. We all knew what was coming!

Mrs. Lee must think shes spent enough, and aparently had allocated us 10,000 won each for our costumes (thats about 5GBP) so Kim squirmed when she said she wanted us to make the difference up OUT OF OUR OWN POCKET NO LESS! Our jaws just dropped....

In any case we stood our ground - "If you want to put on this little show then she has to pay for our costumes, its not our decision to do this crap" was our theme. Kim said she would tell her, but we think she will pay the difference herself not to cause too many waves (the stupid bitch has already told Kim that shes too lenient with us... i mean WTF!!). We feel kind of bad that she'd do this, but at the end of the day thats her choice, we all know who should be paying.

The amazing this is the difference per costume is about 10-20,000 won. We were even told to pick a costume without telling us there was a budget, or saying about this crap until after they were ordered! The best part was the breakdown of the costs for the event prior to the page with this costume bollocks on - it was the equivalent of a picture of a puppy with big eyes, meant to cause the reaction of "ooh theyve spent so much money on this"... but if anything it made this seem even more petty.

This place amazes me by the day... its not a matter of money; I spend 10,000 won on 2 drinks in the UK, its just the principle (or is that Principal, Wonderland... lol.. inside joke!). I'd rather smoke a bunch of 1000 won notes in front of this woman than help her make up the difference in her promotional events! Its beyond the straw that broke the camels back and Im counting the days now!


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In other news weve had a few problems with flights. Apparently you cant book flights the way we wanted to do it - the cheapest flight was a return flight for 420GBP, starting at Manchester first, which is what the problem is. If we dont show for that starting flight, we wouldnt have a place on the return flight, which is the only part we want any way.... and a one way ticket out of this stupid place is nearly twice as much as a return, or 550GBP for the same deal on a return but starting the journey at Seoul. Absolute bollocks, huh?! Image

So our dates have yet again changed and we have another plan. I will be able to hopefully confirm that on Saturday, so fingers crossed!!!! Image


ps. Excuse my spelling and poor English... Im having one of those days and Im sooo tired!!